Turn your BlackBerry into a vibrator! Get a vaginal infection!
12 commentsI'm all for masturbation and I would totally hand out vibrators to every woman I know if I could afford it, but the "THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA" alarms went off in my head when I read about a new application for your BlackBerry that will essentially turn it into a vibrator.
*smacks forehead*
The application, made by Toy With Me, is called BlackBerry Vibe 101 and it controls the vibration functions on the device by setting them to low, medium or high, as well as in the different modes of constant, wave, or tickle.
As both Choice Words and BlackBerry Cool point out, this is just NOT hygienic. Most people don't keep their phones in sterile cases - if you're like me, your phone goes everywhere. Vibrators and sex toys can be cleaned, but as Sesali of Choice Words mentions, attempting to properly clean one's BlackBerry for safe sexual use will inevitably lead to water damage.
My advice? Please buy a vibrator instead. And keep it clean. Also, take a minute to contact Toy With Me and urge them to remove this application or educate those who download it on proper sexual health.
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June 25, 2009 8:03 PM
i think iphones have the same application.
and ew. that's NOT somewhere i'd want to put my phone.
wish i could manage to buy a vibrator though.
June 25, 2009 8:57 PM
I agree. I wouldn't want to use my phone as a phone after using it as a vibrator. Just fork out the money for an actual vibrator.
June 26, 2009 10:34 AM
i scares me that people would actually want to put their phone near their face again.. vibrators exist for a reason.
ew. ew. ew.
June 29, 2009 2:00 PM
Sophie's comment just made me spit out some of my soda. I really needed to share that lol
June 30, 2009 11:50 PM
And we didn't even think of this possibility:
(202): i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Thank you TFLN!
July 3, 2009 9:15 AM
The application was just meant to be a joke. :)
July 3, 2009 10:12 AM
Right, I understand that, but I think many people will actually use it.
July 5, 2009 3:45 PM
I guess it would make too much sense to automatically assume that a vibrating phone should probably be used through clothing and *not* inserted. But then I've never been one to make much sense to most people. :P
January 21, 2010 11:27 PM
you people have no sense of adventure. this is great!
how would it be kinky if it wasn't a little dirty?
;)
November 24, 2010 8:00 PM
This is totally what I need, so blackberry better be ready!
March 30, 2011 9:44 AM
Well this is such a wonderful idea! Hahaha, I don't know if this is some kind of a joke, but I'd like to get one for my girlfriend!
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