Saturday, February 28, 2009

Dick Masterson: someone I wouldn't mind punching  

Through the magic of StumbleUpon, I found this gem of a video of Dick (ha) Masterson, the very epitome of a chauvinistic ignoramus, on Dr. Phil. You may need to pick your jaw up off the floor after this one. Part of me thinks that he's adopted most of this views purely for shock value and fame because it's just so outrageous and unfathomable that someone can be this painfully stupid.

Fuck you, Dick. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Don't even bother going to his website - you'll inevitable vomit all over your computer screen.

Recently, I saw his book in a Barnes & Noble and was highly repulsed. Unfortunately, I didn't have my "THIS INSULTS WOMEN" stickers at the time, or else I would've slapped a couple of them on his stupid fucking cover. Next time I'm in a bookstore, it's on.

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57 comments: to “ Dick Masterson: someone I wouldn't mind punching

  • February 28, 2009 at 4:08 PM  

    omfg. what a fucking asshole. *grrr*

  • February 28, 2009 at 9:35 PM  

    Why does this guy get on the air, but people who say women are people, don't?

  • February 28, 2009 at 9:40 PM  

    This guy is a jerk. Did they find him preserved in a block of ice somewhere? I'm sure some village in the 12th Century is bemoaning their loss of the village idiot.

    I love those stickers!

  • March 10, 2009 at 4:55 PM  

    ha that dog part was funny, and you gotta admit he made a good point about not hating women, too bad that bitch interrupted him

  • March 14, 2009 at 12:25 PM  

    I've read his stuff. Great guy!
    Very funny, smart, and even realistic when it comes to views about women.. Sure he may exaggerate a little bit but it's all in good fun.

  • March 29, 2009 at 11:36 PM  

    The fact that YOU call HIM painfully stupid is hilarious.

    It's clearly satire. Ever been to his site? It's all a big joke. He's just trying to sell books.

    Lighten up.

  • May 6, 2009 at 5:49 AM  

    Go Dick!!!

  • May 6, 2009 at 8:38 AM  

    Ahaha, what a Poster child for brainwashed feminism this gal here is.

    Offending PC-sheeple like these here is a Manly virtue. Yes, almost duty.

    Go Dick (ha? How erudite.)!

  • May 6, 2009 at 10:56 AM  

    What Dick Masterson is about is satire, which is an exaggeration of the truth. The truth is that feminism is fundamentally flawed because its based on the idea that women should be equals to men, despite the fact that most women prefer a man that is better than her for a sexual partner. To be equals, a woman needs to "be" an equal in any context, whether it be at work or in a relationship, instead of "feeling" like one, which is what most women only care about. Men are standing up to this hypocrisy and that is one reason why the marriage strike is occurring.

  • May 13, 2009 at 2:14 PM  

    Dick Masterson is a genius and a wise truth-teller for a generation of wayward men who have been tricked into mortgaging away their rights to whiny women.

    Hats off to you, Dick.

  • May 22, 2009 at 6:19 AM  


    Oh Nooooooooooo call the cops!!

    All women have done for the last 50 or so years is insult men. The whole western media is riddled with misandry. We are sick of your constant, unending bullshit!

    It's payback time for you worthless bitches and time for guys like Dick to start spreading the truth about women.

  • May 24, 2009 at 4:23 AM  

    Femi-nazi have been doing this to men for years...

    He is wrong on the math bit.

  • August 21, 2009 at 2:25 PM  

    I love this guy he knows what hes talking about lol

  • August 24, 2009 at 6:22 AM  

    I think his mother abused him when he was little. So when he grew up he wanted to get payback but instead of targeting his mum he stereotypes the entire female population as worthless bitches and whores. Have you seen how he looks though? When he came up on Dr Phil I spent the rest of the time cleaning up the puke from all over my TV. He is so ugly that he would be lucky to even get any from a cheap hooker. He would get his refund for sure.

  • January 15, 2010 at 11:20 PM  

    Look, Dick is just telling it the way it is. Men know it, women know it. My ex wife is a feminist, she left because she wanted independence... and is still collecting alimony from me years later. Women are not independent... they are moochers who talk a lot, but when it comes down to it will take a man for all they can. You can't argue with Dick... he's just being brutally honest.

  • January 18, 2010 at 11:33 AM  

    capitalizing off of degrading women is trashy and pathetic whether its satirical or not. you guys dissecting dick and adding your own oppinions to his BS are just exemples of the kind of fools stupid enough to buy his book. as for dick as a person, i'm sure the mustache and glasses come off at night when he curls into a ball and cries alone. he's really making his own bed of doom- at this point what woman who wasn't a whore who just wanted money would ever be with him?

  • January 27, 2010 at 10:07 AM  

    Go Feminazi Defence Force! Dick is readdressing the balance... better get ready ladies, Dick Masterson FTW.

  • January 28, 2010 at 4:00 PM  

    I agree with Dick Masterson

  • February 23, 2010 at 11:10 PM  

    As a woman who is NOT a feminist . . . I'm not sure which annoys me more . . . Dick Masterson or all the dumbasses who think he's real. I know he puts on a good show but come on guys, his name is "Dick." You gotta be a little suspicious.

  • April 15, 2010 at 4:38 AM  

    Dick's arguments and examples of situations which 'prove' that men are better than women, are totally skewed. He paints women as people who use their sexuality to get things, as people without ability and as non-thinking beings. His picture of a woman is a dumb, incapable, manipulative human who is only fit to be used for sex and for giving birth to children. Such women do exist - but then, there are dumb people everywhere; it is just a matter of statistics. It is totally irrational to pick on a few empty headed women and through their example, declare that they represent all of womankind! This is exactly what Dick does. For instance, he says that a woman is incapable of fixing a flat tyre in case of an emergency. I'd like to state that I am a student, an engineer, in a very prestigious university and I do everything on my own - I fix all my appliances without male help, have engineered my own bike - everything is self taught. Women have historically been suppressed for generations - which is why the point he makes about there not being a female Mozart or Beethovan (which in his view conclusively proves that women are not capable of intellectual greatness) makes little sense. For instance, the fraction of patents possessed by women increased fivefold between 1980 and 1995. I don't have the latest figures, but isn't it obvious that repression of women prevented them from publicly creating and propogating inventions? There is historical evidence to show that a few centuries back, many crucial inventions were made by women, but the credit and patents were taken by men. My point is that intelligent analysis and not some random diatribe is what Dick needs to perform.

  • April 21, 2010 at 5:44 PM  

    When I first came across his website, by accident, I really couldn't believe it. Then I got angry, really angry. I found out who the server for the site was and complained. They shut him down for about 48 hours. He went absolutely ballistic and when the site was back up he put up some rant about how and why he won the battle. Now I really regret wasting the energy because he is a sad and pathetic little boy. He truly has the emotional maturity of about a fourth grader. But what is REALLY sad, is that he got as much attention as he did, that his book is available for sale. Such ignorance should not be given any air time. It was really quite satisfying, however, watching Dr Phil completely deflate him by telling his that he was a childish and immature person. I think the best thing about Dickless, I mean Dick, is that just by karma alone, he is totally screwed. If he keeps spewing misogyny, he's gonna get his. Sad bastard.

  • June 11, 2010 at 12:28 PM  

    Who gives a shit what he thinks about women? Is it true? No. But he's a dick (literally), and will always be one. I'm confident in the woman I am. I have a man that loves and respects me, and I in turn, love and respect him. He is the MAN of the relationship yet, we are always on the same playing field when it comes to decisions.

    This dude is obviously an asshole that can't be taken seriously. I mean, yeah dudes around the world are pumping their fists in the air to Dick because he is saying out loud what men sometimes think and are too pussy to say to their women. But honestly, WHO GIVES A FUCK what you think? When I measure this, against so many QUALITY, SUCCESSFUL, HONEST, LOVING, KIND women in the world, this shit makes me laugh. There are way too many good women in the world for this prick to even have a "point"...

  • June 11, 2010 at 12:40 PM  

    Who gives a shit about what Dick Masterson thinks about women anyway? Yes this INSULTS WOMEN but only those who are insecure. He is a DICK in a literal term with his bravado Bullshit. I am for one, a very confident woman. I have a man who loves and RESPECTS me, and I in turn, love and RESPECT him. He is the man of our relationship and yet, we are both on the same playing field when it comes to making decisions.

    Obviously, this overly arrogant, condensing, morally bankrupt, abrasive, stupid piece of shit can't be taken seriously. So ladies, why do you? When I measure his stupid ass theories against the many QUALITY, SUCCESSFUL, HONEST, LOVING, KIND women that I know, I just sit and laugh at this clown. I mean sure, there are a few men who are pumping their fist in the air to Dick because he does have the balls to say out loud what these men only think and are too pussy to say to their women. But all in all, this dude is a fucking joke. So ladies, you have a choice. You can either sit and read his bullshit, and throw a fit about how upsetting it is, or you can put the book down and/or shut the website window down, shrug your shoulders and hope that Dick Masterson kills himself one day. The only thing his book is good for, is wiping my ass with the pages.

  • August 15, 2010 at 12:09 PM  

    Wow, if you were to slap a "THIS INSULTS WOMEN" sticker on everything that insults women, the world would be fucking covered in them.

  • February 4, 2011 at 2:54 AM  

    I wouldn't let this guy get to you. His real name is Dax Herrera and he is doing this all for book sales. In real life, he is actually married. Here is a link, have a chuckle, he is just a little kid making a lot of noise so people will notice him.

  • March 18, 2011 at 8:33 PM  

    LOL. Feminists getting angry about something else... AGAIN!

    Don't you have men's work to do or something? Hrmm...

  • March 19, 2011 at 6:07 PM  

    You disagree with what a book says so you deface property and potentially damage a store's ability to stay in business? What about the employees and their families?

    You're a selfish and terrible person.

  • April 1, 2011 at 1:48 PM  

    He's a comedian. It's a persona. Little thing called satire, you heard of it? Tom Leykis however, is right on the money 110% when it comes to women.

  • May 9, 2011 at 7:57 AM  

    I am a woman, and I have to admit I find this guy really funny. it is meant to be shocking and satrirical, and not meant to be taken so seriously

    and yes, how is it that when women get away with male-bashing it is ok? I think he is just trying to prove that point, in a perverse way....

  • May 23, 2011 at 9:28 PM  

    If you vomited all all over your monitor after going to Dick's site, I suggest you pause on stuffing your quadruple-chinned face while in front of the computer.

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  • July 20, 2011 at 1:02 PM  

    I don't like her also..

  • August 22, 2011 at 8:32 AM  

    What he says does carry some truth, although I think he have exaggerated it a bit.

    Women are indeed unthinking under CERTAIN circumstance. After all, who are interested in debating with women? Most of the time they simply emote in an irrational manner and make all the logical mistakes you can think of.

    Women also love to tell a lot of lies about their gender. They say that they are/were oppressed, they are nicer, they are fairer, and all these are lies. So it is true that statistically speaking, they are the most anti-intellectual class of people on earth.

    Do women have their values? Of course yes, but I am REALLY annoyed by their anti-intellectual nature.

  • August 25, 2011 at 7:33 PM  

    Isnt it all just about the pussy on both sides anyways. Women and men suffer from penis envy and men and women both want to stuff that vagina.

  • September 20, 2011 at 3:49 PM  

    Femi nazis are pissed at something else...big surprise... If you have the time to go through bookstores plastering "this is mean to women" or whatever whiney bullshit crap stickers on something you don't agree with, you have just proven my point about how asinine feminists are. The long and the short of it is, feminists are mostly made up of pissy bull dykes who are probably all on their monthlies. It doesn't matter how many people's minds you change with your feminist liberal rhetoric. To be equal to a men you have to actually BE EQUAL TO A MAN. So before you start slinging the feminazi propaganda how about you go fight a few wars, invent something practical, and raise a few mighty cities. Until you're ready to actually be equal to men, maybe work on not being so helpless, ignorant and LAZY. The one trait 99% of women posses, which explains your inequality.

  • October 8, 2011 at 4:50 PM  

    shut the fuck up bich!!!! is "woman" like you i like to rape every day ... because u are not a woman...get it?

  • October 15, 2011 at 3:07 AM  

    Engaging in vandalism as a response to someone expressing their opinion kind of proves his point...

  • October 20, 2011 at 6:21 PM  

    Okay, so what he says is satire. Fine. So why is every third comment here from some man who insists that, while it's of course satire and we need to lighten up, it "just so happens to be largely true"? Guys like Dick Masterson make it easy for the apparent woman-hating majority of men out there to feel justified in their unreasonably hateful view of women. Everywhere I go on the Internet I run into this. It's a bit creepy to realize just how much men out there really, truly do hate women almost as a race.

  • November 2, 2011 at 4:49 PM  

    I agree with Trauma Queen. This is over-the-top satire. Reverse everything he says about men and women, reverse it, and you have what lots of feminists are saying. His point, quite obvious to anyone with a sense of humor, is that what passes for feminism is in fact chauvinism in disguise. For instance, yes it does attract some genuinely misogynistic men... so do feminist sites attract some genuinely misandric women (such as this one). I think his stuff is brilliant, especially his comedic timing.

  • December 11, 2011 at 6:12 PM  

    you need more dick in your life. you need to embrace dick and worship dick and you'll feel better.

  • January 12, 2012 at 9:23 AM  

    Well get out the dick guillotine and cut off his junk as is the usual threat per fascist vaginetrits. Dick is hilarious and everything he says is a supernova of truth. If women would read it, and discern the valid points they might wind up learning something and applying it to get treated better by men.

    I know Sitting around switching between sucking on your thumb and putting it up your butt with intermittent yelling and crying is the standard issue feminist tactic often misconstrued as an avaunt-de-guarde technique, but trust you me it does nothing to arouse or draw intrigue from a classy man in the same way watching a grown man cry does nothing for anyone.

  • February 22, 2012 at 9:32 AM  

    Dick is a messenger from God. Carrying a gospel of MANLY enlightenment

  • April 7, 2012 at 6:14 AM  

    Look at all these comments from butthurt males having their god being derailed like a sad little puppy. Grow up MRA's, you think you're 'better' than feminists? Pathetic. Everyone sucks, EQUALLY, get off your high horses, Dick Masterson is a troll.

  • July 6, 2012 at 12:52 AM  

    It's settled - most women deserve the OJ treatment.

  • July 8, 2012 at 10:08 AM  

    Based on the levels of butthurt I'm seeing here, Dick Masterson should change his name to Troll Masterson.

  • June 7, 2013 at 3:19 PM  

    This is in reply to "Christine."

    She writes: "I wouldn't let this guy get to you."

    Yet you went to dig up information on his real name and his relationship status. Apparently his hard-hitting words got to you.

    Dick Masterson is the MAN for leaving a lot of butthurt women in his wake. Sometimes women (particularly the man-hatting feminist kind) need to hear the truth and get their butts hurt.

  • May 9, 2014 at 12:31 AM  

    I saw the website. First I was mad...VERY mad. I was taking this feminist--Women's Studies course and I wanted to hear the other side. Though--this is NOT the opposite of feminism at all. This is exaggerated. Men have rights. To tell you the truth--he's kind of comical. I imagined some big burly man with tattoos and a deep voice. His voice is not deep--its too cute to be taken seriously! AND I can say one thing...I'm not mad anymore--I'm happy! We all generalize...right? I just hope people aren't taking him seriously. Now I know he's a joke--BUT--it is hard to find humor in his website because we can't hear his tone :( KEEP ROCK' some aviators like Dick! lol Some men want control...ever hear of BDSM? shhh. ;)Dominance and Submission is hawt!

  • June 23, 2014 at 11:53 AM  

    I just came up to this site searching for opinions about women because I see at western Europe at least a hate developing between women and men and thats not good for our society if we want to make families and remain at least as the inteligent spiecies on earth.

    My too words only and my believs, i do not going to debate anything I just had ever one question.

    Women and many men also nowdays say that women and men are equal.
    For me thats the bigest lie at the 20th century. No Lions and cats are equal but the Lions are more powerfull so i do not thing that they can ever be equal. Is poor nature.

    From one side whereis on womens gain we are equal. but when it comes to money and Power women search for a man to provide this.
    Men have to pay on a date and is called still Romantic. But haveing a women cook for you is not romantic anymore. Sorry but only an idiot can believe this idiotik stuff.

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  • October 27, 2016 at 11:43 PM  

    Go fuck yourself :)

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  • September 28, 2017 at 6:37 PM  

    You want Dick, you love Dick, you NEED Dick!

  • September 28, 2017 at 7:40 PM  

    Stop complaining or complain funnier!

  • September 29, 2017 at 1:12 AM  

    A woman gave me AIDS, explain that, FEMINISTS

  • September 29, 2017 at 4:58 AM  

    women aren't people

  • September 29, 2017 at 5:03 AM  

    All you triggered feminists who don't understand what is a satire and have no sense of humor, this is why he wrote the book. The mere title alone MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN triggers you. Meanwhile you happily drink out of your "Male Tears" mugs, and you laugh about your "Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them"... never even understanding what is an irony.

    Get over yourself. Learn what is a satire. Quit taking yourself so god damned seriously. Quit getting triggered over everything. And quit being fucking hypocrites.

    Oh, and go fuck yourself.