Just when I thought the bikinis that models are forced to wear couldn't get any skimpier, this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit models are wearing literally nothing... except paint. Their swimsuits are painted on. Seriously, what's next? Why not just put a happy face sticker on each nipple, instruct her to cover her vagina with her hand, and call it a day? Clearly all concerns of tastefulness and sophistication are lost.



And don't even get me started on how utterly skinny all these women are. I believe all body types should be celebrated, including thin women, but celebrating all body types involves including curvy women in the media, which is just not happening. The Sports Illustrated models have not one curve. It pains me that young girls grow up believing they are only beautiful if they emulate the size zero figure.