One day to the inauguration. Get out your party hats.

Even more of a reason to celebrate: sources are saying that in his first week in office, Obama will reverse the preposterous global gag rule, which prohibits the government from funding international family planning programs that in any way discuss abortion as an option for women.

It was the brilliant idea of a man named Ronald Reagan.

Adios, global gag rule. You will certainly not be missed.