Sunday, January 25, 2009

Derek Dye: your abstinence clown  

Oh, you didn't hear? Pre-marital sex is a dream-stealer. It's also as dangerous as juggling machetes.

This information is courtesy of Derek Dye, master juggler, hilarious entertainer, and abstinence educator. Through the magic of humor and balancing things on his face, Derek will tell your kids that alcohol, drugs, and pre-marital sex will destroy their lives.

Ironically though, he's perfectly fine with juggling knives about three feet away from your child's face. Watch his promotional video, it's worth it.

So glad my tax dollars are being put to good use.

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3 comments: to “ Derek Dye: your abstinence clown

  • January 26, 2009 at 12:48 AM  

    Geez, these guys always make it sound like that if you do this IT WILL happen. It's not like everyone is irresponsible when it comes to decisions like having birth control, or when to stop drinking. Because everyone turns into alcoholics or pregnant.

  • January 26, 2009 at 12:49 AM  

    That last part was sarcasm.

  • May 26, 2011 at 4:13 PM  

    I was reading the entry but then a huge banner popped up on my screen and now I am not able to read the entry!