Out of curiosity, I decided to search the word "bitch" on UrbanDictionary.com to see what comes up. I'm surprised my laptop didn't instantly explode out of inability to contain all the ignorance that slapped me in the face. For those of you who aren't familiar with the site, it's purpose is basically for people to submit their own definitions for slang words. My favorites:






And the best one...


Gotta love the internet and how it gives any moron with a computer the ability to broadcast whatever thoughts enter their tiny brains.