Thursday, April 24, 2008
This is fucking ridiculous. I thought I had seen everything when that guy on MTV got calf implants, but apparently the amount of things that people can find "wrong" on their bodies is never-ending. The new craze: belly button augmentation. I wish I was kidding. Costing a whopping $5,000 - $7,500, an "umbilicoplasty" can involve a number of things: turning an "outie" into an "innie," making navels more diamond-shaped, making navels less deep, or even removing the navel completely. Um, WHY?! So you can look like Kyle XY?
Among other what-the-fuck new plastic surgery crazes: downsizing the labia, G-spot injections, and vaginal rejuvenation (basically "restoring" one's virginity). 1,030 vaginal rejuvenations were done in 2006 alone - a 30% increase from the year before. What is going ON?
Full article at MSNBC.com.